DOMestic Pantry “Open Wide” Bottle Opener Paddle – Wooden Disciplinary Drinkware for Naughty Nights

Because even your bottle caps deserve a little discipline.
The DOMestic Pantry “Open Wide” Bottle Opener Paddle is a playful blend of kink and craft — part bar tool, part décor, and all attitude. Designed for those who like their drinks served with a wink, it’s equal parts functional and flirtatious.

Each paddle features detailed laser engraving on both sides, creating a double-sided showpiece perfect for display, gifting, or letting loose at your next night in.

🍺 Available Styles

🔸 Rectangular Paddle – “For Disciplinary Drinks”

• One side reads “For Disciplinary Drinks” with an engraved crossed bottle and paddle design.

• The reverse side says “Open Wide” with a set of biting lips gripping a bottle cap — because obedience starts with a good pop.

• Dimensions: 0.38" H × 3.5" W × 7.5" D

🔸 Round Paddle – “For Disobedient Caps Only”

• One side features “Open Wide” and the same seductive lips design.

• The opposite side reads “For Disobedient Caps Only”, with a handcuff engraving encircling the bottle-opener hole — for caps that won’t behave.

• Dimensions: 0.31" H × 4.5" W × 6.63" D

🔸 Product Details

• Material: Solid wood with dual-sided laser engravings

• Built-in metal bottle opener hardware

• Smooth sanded finish with protective seal

• Designed and engraved in the USA

• Intended for decorative and novelty use

Pop bottles. Break rules. Serve looks.
This isn’t just a bottle opener — it’s a statement piece that knows how to behave… or not.